Cawnpore Club organised A Funday for Half-of-the-World… the females, my wife who usually do not go club for recreation, she loves to lay flat infront of huge TV with master remote in her hand… Ehh TV’s endless series develop interest and curosity in her to finish atleast one serial. But, this invitation for Mrs. Only convinced her to have some fun of her kind, she gladly accepted. The chief guest was a Relationship Therapist.
Club Member’s Women have plan to be without their husbands. We, the husbands were simply not welcomed. They gotta enjoy a lot in all-women gathering.
DJ(also female) and Rain Dance in a dress specially made for this occassion. The Dresses were simple suits, frocks, skirt-blouse, long gowns, kurti in Blue color with white coin-size spots all over the dress, being made of pure cotton, the dress could soak buckets of water and as a result it could stick to female bodies to make the dress transparent. Eh funday or an exhibition.
Women were to party. Wish, they were think, that this was the evening of disaster.
Inside, a celebrity Councellor or Relationship Therapist was present after the rain dance. And, our women were to questions about their relationship. She answered every question politely.
Then, during the dinner, therapist has thrown a quetion to ladies, that was how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.
The women were asked, “How many of you love your husbands?”
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?”
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember. The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: “I love you, sweetheart.”
They did it.
Now, the disaster came. The women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Ehh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don’t understand what you mean?
4. What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!!!
6. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
7. Am I dreaming????????
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today…!!!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!
and my reply was…
10. Who is this?
…its upto you to decide whose reply was the best…