Delhi Metro introduces Love Coach

घुम्मकड़ की डायरी

VulgerouritySubhash Chowk St. during rush hour.

    After the grand success of its move to allocate the first coach in all Metro trains to our lovely gals and ladies, the Delhi Metro Rail Corp. (DMRC), has announced that from December 1 all the last coaches of Metro trains will be specially dedicated to the lovers of Delhi NCR.

    The last coach will be converted into sleeper coach and the order has already been sent to Bombardier in Germany.

Don’t look at girl’s hand.

    This big move has been announced in view of large number of complaints from daily Metro commuters who often have to shut their eyes or are forced to move out from the trains due to the excessive display of affection by the young couples who give a damn to the elderly and the children and married ladies and men.

    The AC coaches of Metro have become a hot romance zone for dating couples who somehow manage to get entangled with one another inspite of the crowd.

    From December 1st all the last coaches in all the Metro routes will be only for lovers of Delhi NCR. Bombardier has been told to fix shades on the window so that outside people cannot view the inside view. There will be special bed sheets for the couples.
    Hindustan Latex has also been roped in to supply the necessities on hourly basis. The biggest surprise is that all lovers can book the sleepers in advance. The charges are high for young couples (service charge applied), moderate for married couples (50pc subsidy on Service Charge) and Tax Free for Senior Citizens.

    CISF Officials who are responsible for Delhi Metro security would not be able to enjoy and leak MMS now as all the CCTV Camera will automatically shut down as soon as the train touches the speed mark of 5KMPH. So, don’t wait just get ready for the love ride from December 1st. It will be a great tribute to brave heart “JYOTI” the infamous bus rape victim in Delhi last year’s December.

Some of the given links will make you realize how deadly were DMRC in need to take the steps mentioned above.
WARNING ADULT CONTENTS:
SEE: Delhi Metro CCTV Feed is now viral MMS

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About Shabab Khan

A Journalist, Philanthropist; Author of 'The Magician', 'Go!', 'Brutal'. Being a passionate writer, I am into Journalism and writing columns, news stories, articles for top media house. Twitter: @khantastix khansworld@rediffmail.com
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3 Responses to Delhi Metro introduces Love Coach

  1. Shilpi Dutta says:

    really? That’s news….i was giggling while reading your post.. Too good ! hehehehe

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  2. ...shabab says:

    Shilpi#
    I changed my mind to give super-hot links in this post, but believe me guys and gals are crossing all the limits. Something concrete is to be done to stop it or …LOVE COUCH is the only solution.

    Thanks for ur nyc comment, it meant a lot to me. Do it same with my future post.

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  3. AVI says:

    Metro CCTV loopholes ….great post!

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