The Girls-Toilet’s MMS Maker !!

घुम्मकड़ की डायरी™


The guy should expand his horizen. He has talent, no doubt but his work should appear on wide screen, suggested the director.

The DU student, who was booked recently for allegedly shooting video of a 25 year-old M.Sc student in girls toilet, has been given anticipatory bail after veteran filmmaker Mahesh Bhatt came in to rescue the boy, he fulfilled 500 thousand bail bond formalities and submitted the documents of Parveen Babi’s Flat in a Mumbai Suburban township, estimated to be worth of Rs. 21 Crores as a security.

The seasoned director has further offered him to become a director in a film for his production house.
“He should get a chance to reform himself,” said the Bollywood’s very own in-house judge, “The society will scoff at him and will push him towards committing more crimes. The better solution is to bring him to Bollywood where he can pursue his passion for shooting videos.”

“Look this guy has a thing for filming young and desireable women without clothes. And, this is an art you born with, you can not be trained. This is a God-Gifted trait only few Asian have been given, while every French is master of this art. So why not make this divine trait his profession? This way he can continue to pursue his hobby legally and earn a living and lead a respectable life as well. Moreover, he would pass his talent to next generation for future,” added the director who made a name for himself by starting from scratch.

Mr. Bhatt insisted that he had watched the MMS 706 times and then, he let his daughter Pooja Bhatt analyse the MMS. And, both were sure that there was talent in the boy. He clarified that his interest in watching the MMS was only to find any qualities in the boy, like he had found qualities in Sunny Leone by watching her video clips and uncensored clips of “The Bigg Boss,” the writer of Jism-2 quickly added.

The accused DU student is ecstatic at this development and has given himself a clean chit by claiming that his intentions were pure though the means he adopted might appear little-big-hard-to- understand.

The DU student further told the Vagabond, “I was shooting to make a documentary that highlights the shabby conditions of toilets in DU. After Narendra Modi said, toilets before temples, I was sure my documentary will be widely debated. I chose a girls toilet to enrich the message of my movie,” claimed the boy, now part of the Mahesh Bhatt camp.

The MMS Maker has been assigned by Bhatts, however DU admin is not as intellegent as Mahesh Ji, so the accused has been suspended, “I dont know from where that girl came in and started changing her clothes there while I was filming,” he took deep puff of Classic cigarette. “Now tell me guys, was that my mistake? She came herself, on her own foot, and camera knows no difference between empty and occupied toilets.”
    “Thanks to Bhatt Sir, otherwise I had started feeling the stabs of guilt inside. Now, I’m so calm and relaxed as what I did was an ART and not an offence”, he said and moved ahead towards the black Limousine with chauffer, waiting to escort this talent to the world of fantasy -the bollywood.

…shabab Khan
Twitter: @topshababindia

Disclaimer: This post is a work of fiction… sarcasm, satire, and never intended to mess up with Mumbai Film Industry.

About Shabab Khan

A Journalist, Philanthropist; Author of 'The Magician', 'Go!', 'Brutal'. Being a passionate writer, I am into Journalism and writing columns, news stories, articles for top media house. Twitter: @khantastix
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