Coolest Team Ever ..
He born in US from Indian parents, he lived his life in New York, and absorbed by American culture, yet he had listened a lot about Indian culture. Parents were Brahman, so he would regularly listen Mantras, Rituals, and hundred of Hindu mythology, he somehow knew how and why Indian Mega Festivals are celeberated. Holi, Diwali, Dushherra. He would over hear stories of Hindu Mythology, but he would live like any other US Citizen Teen.
Thats how, a fusion of American and Indian culture started developing in his mind. I would like to give you an Idea, a hint, a spicey humour that shows how a mixup of West and East makes a situation utter funny.
One fine day, he was asked to explain to his American buddy the topic –
“When and how did Diwali begin?”
This is how he goes about it… ofcourse, in pure American Accent.
….. So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step mom, or somethin’, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, you know, expel this cool dude, he was Ram, to some national park or forest or reserve or somethin’. You know dude, I mean, like, Jurassic Park.
Since he was going, for like, somethin’ like more than 10 years or so, he decided to take his wife and his bro along. You know… so that they could all chill out together. But dude, the forest was like fxxxing scary shit, really man, they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked their ass with darts, bows and arrows, so it was fine.
But then some bad gansta’ boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood.
And boy, were our man, and his bro Lakshman, pissed! And you don’t piss this son-of-a-gunz ‘coz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods were with him. So anyways, you don’t mess with gods.
So, Ram and his bro get an army of monkeys. Dude, don’t ask me how they trained the ten of thousands of damn monkeys, just go along with me, OK.
Ram and Lax were so cool, like you know, they have mind blowin’ sense of fashion. They befriend, like some sort of Eagle, and other animals, jeeez how cool.. You know, they even bought an insider, like a spy in Ravan’s gang who transmits, like radio signal. And boy, you know, like, spy told the secrets.
So, Ram, Lax, and their monkeys whip this gansta’s ass in his own hood. Anyways, by now, their time’s up in the forest and anyways, it gets kinda boring. You know no TVs or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch back home.
His bro and the wife are back home.
People thought, well, you know, atleast they deserve somethin’ nice and they didn’t have any bars and clubs in those days. So they couldn’t take them out for a drink, so the people decided to smoke or shit.
And they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps too. So it was pretty cooool… you know with all those fireworks really, they had some local band play along with the fireworks, and you know what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding, that was the very first musical-synchronized fireworks. You know, like the 4th of the July stuff, but just more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started. Cool!!!
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