Some make you laugh, some are realistic but all these one-liners make you think, and realize that creative thoughts can do wonders like it does every time with Amul Ad. Right?
Blah One liners – that magical combination of words in which the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
Here is a collection of the best ones we could find On India.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. Anyway, don’t forget to vote!
Voting in India is often like choosing which whip you want to be hit by; Sarcasm is like electricity, only half the Indians get it.
Indians..! They don’t cast their vote, they vote their caste.
Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics, Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors.
Everywhere, time is precious. In India, it’s auspicious!
The Chinese grow because of their government. Indians, despite.
People with glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, they should throw parties with strippers.
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, give me all their stuff.
It takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 muscles to frown, so don’t ever say that I don’t go out of my way for you.
A true friend is one who stabs you from the front.
Studies show that if you eat well, exercise, and don’t do drugs or alcohol, YOU WILL DIE.
In the recent game of political Bum-Kicking… congress had just one leg, another was taken by Anna a year ago.
In one of my recent post I have written about Stupid People asking craziest questions, but we all know a coin has two sides. One of the both sides has been already discussion, another side has most wittiest people. These people write a line, just a simple line and that particular line can prove how smart are you, how beautiful is your brain.
In one of an interview ex prime minister AB Vajpaye is questioned by a journo, the answer was unforgetable. The conversation went like … “Sir, Pakistani President Mushrraf is saying that they want good relations with India, lekin Taali ek haanth se nahi bajti.”
“So, Chutki Baja len. Kuchh na kuchh bajte rehna chahiye.” said PM ABV. Please note, this interview has been taken place after 3 months of Kargil when India had suspended all relations with Pakistan.
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