What We Expect from You Ladies !!

shabab khan
––– It doesn’t grow overnight, its like a craft which requires perfection. Every single strand must be taken care of, grooming, massaging, polishing, trimming…

Well Ladies, I know you all love men with beard, but before you approach for one, you need to know the psychology of such a wonderful class of men, you must know what they expect from you.

“Please don’t ask us to shave it. Let me repeat that: Do not. Ask us. To shave it.”

Before we get any further, let me clear, there is a huge difference between a man with a beard and a man who is trying to grow a beard. When I say “man with a beard,” I don’t mean those people who grow out tufts of wispy hair on their faces or people who can’t get their moustache to connect. Those are not beards, and those are not men with beards.

1. Do not ask us to shave it.

In some cases, we’ve spent months growing this thing out and grooming it. We don’t ask you to shave your head “just to see what you look like.” Don’t ask us to screw around. We’ll shave it if we want to, and then probably grow it back out in three weeks.

2. It will tickle when we kiss you.

And you will love it. If you do not love it, we don’t care. See no. 1 if you think we’re going to do anything about it.

3. We’re not all Nana Patekar nor are we Satya:

There were beards before there were Satyas and Nanas. There will be beards after the apocalypse.

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4. We’re also not all Lumber Jacks and Outdoors men:

All lumber jacks have beards. Not all bearded men have spent time in the mills.

5. It doesn’t mean we’re hairy everywhere, weirdo:

Just please keep that in mind. Just because we have a hairy face doesn’t mean we’ve got a thick, glistening coat of back hair.

6. Yes, you can stroke it:

No you can’t pull it. Just go easy. No braiding either. That doesn’t fly.

7. We have care products specifically for it:

We might have more stuff than you have for your hair. It’s important to groom a beard. If we didn’t use this stuff, it’d feel like a scotch brite pad. Please don’t use up our beard oil because it makes your hair more manageable.

8. We need a little extra shower time to shampoo it:

This shouldn’t be weird to you, but you’re going to think it’s really odd the first time you see it. It’s one of those things you never think about until you see it firsthand, like fish going to the bathroom in the ocean.

9. We’re going to get food stuck in it:

This is the price you pay for manliness. It’s not so bad when we’re eating Kebabs, but don’t invite a bearded man to eat a super big Burger with extra mayonnaise with you. This should be done in a room by themselves.

10. We’re going to shed like a dog. RIP your bathroom sink:

We’d clean it up but we’re too busy having an awesome beard. Lol.

…shabab khan

About Shabab Khan

A Journalist, Philanthropist; Author of 'The Magician', 'Go!', 'Brutal'. Being a passionate writer, I am into Journalism and writing columns, news stories, articles for top media houses. Twitter Handle:@khantastix khansworld@rediffmail.com
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